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Enjoy the sandless beach and hear hear......

The world's stupidest question I've ever heard.

I attended a taiwanese catch-up on the beginning of school year meeting. While eating dinner, a vietnamese sat next to me friend.

Me: Hi, im "D"
Him: Hi, im Mike. Where are you from?
Me: Malaysia.
Him: What? (cant hear) Beijing? Is Beijing in China???
Me: *mouth wide open* Eh, yea. *My fren laughing*
Him: What? I dont know much about asia. So anyway, is thai people from thailand or taiwanese?
Me: *laughing and looking really incredulous* of course thailand!
Him: How would I know? I mean, thai can be from taiwan as well. They sound the same! So what do they call people from taiwan?
Fren: *laughing so hard* Taiwanese!

A vietnamese who doesnt know Asia. My first encounter in a year - He must be a real dork. Either that or he is just playing dumb.

Just like explaining geek to a Frenchie.

Frenchie: So what is a geek?
Fren and I: a geek is a nerd.
Frenchie: eh, what? what is a nerd?
Fren and I: a dork.
Frenchie: what? dog?
Fren and I: no...dork...a very nerdy person.
Frenchie: ???
Fren and I: someone who looks really geeky.
Frenchie: so what is a geek?
Fren and I: a nerd, dork.
Frenchie: *lost*

Hehehehee. My fren and I were laughing so hard while explaining to him and looking at his confused expression, and his beautiful hint of the French accent.

Frenchie: Man, I can't get any american girls.
Fren and I: It's the accent.
Frenchie: What's wrong with my accent?
Fren and I: You sound more American, so its no longer that romantic.
Frenchie: !!!! 0_o